Young, Wild, & Free
When I'm driving and starving and see a bunch of fast food restaurants coming up
I’m like,
June 2012
80 posts
When I send a regrettable drunk text and realize later it never went through
May 2012
151 posts
When I steal a bite of my siblings' food at dinner
I’m like,
When my friends and I rehash our drunken adventures
I’m like,
And they’re like,
When I go to the movies and nobody wants to split a popcorn with me
I’m like,
When Jehovah's Witnesses come to my door
When I try to fix my hair when high
When my crush changes his Facebook status to "In a relationshp"
I’m like,
When I see the state of my apartment the morning after a party
When a meal comes and someone asks me if I can really eat all that
I’m like,
When someone makes a joke at my expense
I’m like,
When my girlfriends and I go out and want to attract some male attention
We’re like,
When I swear I won't drink tonight
But then do it anyway:
When I describe my relationship with my bestie to someone
I’m like,
When I'm trying to catch a cab home from the bars
When my friends say they'll come to a party but won't drink
First I’m like,
And then I’m like,
When I take a car ride while high
When I see a skinny girl who never works out
When I see a spider in my room
When someone asks me why I swear so much
I’m like,
