Young, Wild, & Free

Started a little blog just to get some traffic

I'm a recent graduate and I love baseball, food, booze, dogs, #whatshouldwecallme and anything else that's cool.

I'm awkward as fuck and do a lot of stupid things.

When I heard Amy Poehler and Will Arnett were splitting

I was like,


When my leftovers disappear from the fridge

I’m like,


When I think I’ll be Forever Alone

I rationalize it like,


When my crush abruptly signs off Facebook chat

I’m just like,


My idea of the perfect relationship


When I shower hungover and dehydrated

I’m like,


When a relative friends me on Facebook

I’m like,


When someone tells me I should act more like a girl

I’m like,